Pappu & Girlfriend

Pappu Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya

Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi

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Gf :- Bade romantic mood m lagte ho aaj to 

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Pappu :- Light off kar ke

Uske pass aaya Aur bola....

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Romance ki bhuki wo sab chod

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"Dekh meri watch m light jalti hai

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Intelligent Ladki

Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he??

SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !

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Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..

kya isme koi khas baat he??

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SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100

floor se niche girao,

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ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega...

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Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!

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Solid Beijjati

Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola.

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Thodi Daer Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya.

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Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy

Show Karne K Liye,

Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya

Aur Appointment Denay K Andaz Mai Bolne Laga.

Fir Phone Rakne K Baad.

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Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua?

Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun,

Baat Khatam Ho Gayi Ho Toh

Telephone Activate Kar Du?

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Aaj phir tum pe pyaar aaya Hain

Ek ladka gali main Zor - Zor se gana gaa raha thaa

Aaj phir tum pe pyaar aaya Hain

Ek aadmi ko gussa aaya bola kaun Hain kameena Jo itni Zor se gana ga raha Hain

Ladka bola :Aaj phir tum pe pyaar aaya Hain

Bahar nikal ke dekh uncle Teri beti Ka yaar aaya Hain 😜


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Pappu Dabang

Pappu Dabang dekh kar aya.

School mein sir : Pappu tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan den ?

Pappu : KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.

MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,

CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.

Sir : Badtamiz

Pappu : BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,

AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se,

Pappu : CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K

CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN..!

Pappu RocK...

Teacher ShocK..

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SOCH

American ki soch,

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Hum chand pe pahunch gaye, Ab next kya

karna hai??

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Chinese ki soch,

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Hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raaj kar rahe

hai, Ab baki par kese kare??

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India ki soch,

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12 baje light gayi to 2 baje aayi thi,

Ab 4 baje gayi to 6 bje aayi,

To iska mtlb hai k ab 8 baje jayegi,

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Oye fatafat motor chala k paani bhar lo aur

mobile charge kr lo

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3rd class ka baccha

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai..
Mai apko kesa lagta hun ?? 
Miss: so sweet..
Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo q.. ??
Bacha: "q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye..!
Miss: ye kya bakwas hai..?
Baccha:
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!
miss aap bhi na kasam se
TV dekh dekh ke kaafi bigad gayi hain... !!

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Larke Ko Larki Se Pyar Ho Gya

1 Larke Ko Larki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin

Larki Ne Use Thukra Dia

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Larke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar

Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi

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Or Larka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me

Us K Ghar K Samne Khara Raha

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9 Din K Bad Larki Ko Sach Me Larke Ki

Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha

Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab

Wo Larke Ko Milne Gayi To Larka Use

Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par

Likha Tha

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Tere Chakkr Main Teri Sister Set Ho Gayi Hai 

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Sorry Saali Sahiba

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Bhaag

Teacher: Beta Batao Ki "Fast" "Faster" "Fastest" Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge?

Santa:- "Bhaag". . . "Tez Bhaag" . . . "Bhaag Teri Maa Ki"🏃

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Railway Interview

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?

Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?

Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?

Pappu :- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?

Pappu :- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.

Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?

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Pappu :- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.

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Moral

Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse

khubsurat ladki ho

Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi

zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai.

Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi

nahi tha.

Girl:Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar

karte toh

kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..

"I HATE YOU"

Moral:-

"Moral woral kuch nahi,

bas ladki zara tez nikli..

Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston

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Boy:"Jaise tumari marzi,

but ab ye diamond ring main kise

dunga... ??

Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke

saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ??

Ladki ne ring box main dekha.

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Girl: Ye to khaali hai..

Boy:Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti

to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring

hai ke nahi.. ??

I HATE YOU

Moral:-

Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi

Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai.

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Translation

Teacher- Translate in english.."Bhajar me goliya chal rhi hai" 🔫

Student- The tablets are walking in the market🚶

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Scary Moment

The Scary Moment Of A Married Man.

Wife Calls Hubby.

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Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

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Hubby: Office Mein Hoon,

Bohat Busy Hoon

Aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho?

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Wife: Kfc Mein Tumhare Peeche,

Bachon K Saath Bethi Hu Aur

Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain,

K Papa K Saath Konsi Bua Bethi Hain?

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Dawat

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki

Dawat Ka Program Banaya,

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Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko

Bakra Chori Kiya,

Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,

Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To

Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,

Biwi Se Pucha:

Bakra Kaha Se Aya.?

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Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli !

Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha,

KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the..?

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VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE

Ek Sarkari Dafttar K Board Pe Likha Hua Tha,

KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".

Kisi Ne Uske Niche Likh Diya

"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".

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bhoot & daayan

Husband & wife both die in a car crash.

Husband becomes bhoot 👹. 

Wife becomes Daayan .

They both meet after sometime.

Wife: kitne changed lag rahe ho bhoot bankar.

Husband: pagli, tu to bilkul nahi badli

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Family's Introduction!!!

Family's Introduction!!!

A Villager From Up Is Introducing His Family:

1. Ye Hai Hamaari Biwi.

Google Raani.

Ek Sawal Poocho Toh 10 Jawab Deti Hai...!!!

2. Ye Hai Hamaara Beta.

Facebook Kumar.

Ghar Ki Baat Sare Colony Tak Pahuchata Hai...!!!

3. Ye Hai Hamaari Bitiya.

Twitter Kumari.

Poori Colony Isko Follow Karti Hai...!!!

4. Ye Hain Hamaari Ammaji..

Whatsapp Mata- Pura Din Bud Bud Karti Rehti Hai..!

5. Aur Hum, Orkut Kumar.

Hamka Koi Puchhta Hi Nahi...!!!

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Pappuko Fire Brigade Main Naukari Mil Gayi

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Ek Lady Ne Call Kiya:

Hello Mere Ghar Par Aag Lagi Hai

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Pappu: Apne Pani Daala....??

Lady: Haa, Par Aag Bujhi Nahi.

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Pappu: Pagal, Fir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge.

Hum Bhi To Pani Hi Dalenge Na.

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Ek Function

1 bande Ne Ek Function Organize Kiya

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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain

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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola

Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.

Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.

10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.

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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.

Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.

10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye

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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab ko

(ladki wale plus ladke wale)

maar maar ke bhagaaya..

aur kaha "Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkhoro"

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Mechanical Engineer

Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche Baitha Tha.

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Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:” Nikal Saale Bhootni K.. Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer…!!

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