Showing posts with label English Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English Jokes. Show all posts

Monday, July 13, 2015

4 friends


4 friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion.....
One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how
successful their sons became.
No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich
he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so
rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development
company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.
No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz is about.
They told her they were talking about how successful their sons became
and asked her about her son.
She said her son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar.
The other 3 said she must be very disappointed with her son for not
becoming successful.
" Oh no !! " said the Lady, he is doing good.
" Last week on his birthday he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from
3 of his boyfriends..." .
All the 3 Ladies fainted ....





😁😁😁😝
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Facebook

After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. .

Girl : Hey do i know you ?

Boy : Of course no !!!

Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request? .

(here is awesome reply from the guy) . .

Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again and again… and I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook!!



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MUST READ

Haha..MUST READ 😂😂👇
One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him
-"OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies " I work for a local night club.This morning I
got home to my apartment early and
heard a noise in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the
balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That’s how I strained my back."
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The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.😅
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What
the hell happened to you?"😖
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to
set my alarm and was running late.
I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time, and you won't
believe it a fridge fallen on me."😰😨
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The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do..!!
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the
hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"😖
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one
threw it from the 3rd floor"
Hope I Made you Smile 😂😂👈






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